I want ‘em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-A-Lot’s in trouble
Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble

(Source: 1ddaily-updates, via ohthefond)

littlebitofbass:

I recognize these guys.

(via drinkingcoldcoffeewithedsheeran)

STEPS TO REMOVE TUMBLR VIRUS

karl-nagisa:

1. slow down
2. grab the wall
3. wiggle like you tryna make yo ass fall off
4. smash em all
5. speed up
6. gas pedal (x5)

(Source: tetsuoatehimbread, via thickwallets)

Asparagus Pee

tommcfly:


Asparagus, asparagus,
You make my pee smelly
You pass my oesophagus
And swim through my belly
But then when my bladder
Is full to the top
You make it all pongy,
I wish you would not!

Asparagus, asparagus,
Why can’t you just be
More like other veggies
That make normal wee.
When I eat…

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ziam-brahh:

Louis’ the kind of queen that sits on a throne made of hot guys

(via frickyouharreh)

tangledincurls:

zouiss:

snowgloubes:

i imagine harry kissing louis just to get him to shut up sometimes

(Source: harrysgettinghead, via frickyouharreh)

aweyheytodayhey:

zjvmalik:

gtfozayn:

bangstylz:

harry’s gonna be 20 in a month…

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zayn is gonna be 21 in two weeks…

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louis is going to be 23 in 11 months

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Niall’s 21 in 8 months

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Liam’s 21 in 7 months

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(via frickyouharreh)

fake-mermaid:

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

(via frickyouharreh)

doncasturbate:

do you ever wonder what your fandom would be called if you were famous

(via frickyouharreh)

perlockholmes:

kygarbs:

necrophilofthefuture:

is having a penis fun

It has it’s ups and downs

I bet it can be hard at times

(via frickyouharreh)

slammingniall:

when 1d finally realizes that those tattoos are gonna be on them forever

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(Source: rapniall, via frickyouharreh)

daddy-directiion:


remember when paul tweeted this

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(Source: moansharry, via frickyouharreh)